baskervilleraven:

“Of course I’m not! I’m not that insensible to wet myself over such a thing! Why the hell should I have been flattered?! It’s unnatural for that many women to crowd around a man and squeal in their face! I hate it!”

“Could’ve fooled me, you were too busy shaking like a leak to let loose like that I suppose. It’d be unnatural for all of them to be jumping you on the dance floor, but I don’t think it’s improper etiquette to be admiring someone they find attractive for some inexplicable reason.”