#this little shit#well not little#except in level of manhood#or manliness
“Now look who’s being the rude one..!”
“Merely speaking the truth, Gilbert~”
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#hisasbolute #gilbert pls #be a man and take the insult like one #oh wait you can't
Even the blind man can see the gay sparkles on Gilbert.
#hisasbolute #not really but must tease Gilbert at every opportunity #he makes it too easy
Break’s basically doubled over from laughing, don’t mind him.
#Gil would probably make this for Oz #maybe… /maybe/ for Break if he’s good
And cue the most innocent smile the man could possibly do. Can’t stop the sweet tooth man.
“Even the blind man can see what doesn’t need to be seen to be known.”
Well look at you getting all pseudo philosophical there Break.
“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, but I am certainly not the
onlyone with sparkles.”
Tone it down for the idiot please and thanks.
“Well you can’t even see the sparkles on yourself, so what makes you think you could see them on others even if they did exist?”
Pulls out Philosophy for Dummies. Merry late Christmas Gilbert.
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#hisasbolute #no that was more a one armed joke but whatever works :I
“I’m not being defensive! It’s just you’ve certainly got the wrong picture!”
“Even the blind man can see what doesn’t need to be seen to be known.”
Well look at you getting all pseudo philosophical there Break.
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#hisasbolute #/starts to hand Gil an extra shovel-- oh wait
#sparkles are only coming from you Gilbert#I can assure you that
“MOST DEFINITELY NOT!”
“Getting riled up rather quickly there Gilbert. Or should I say defensive instead?”
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#hisasbolute #kekekeke #/tosses Gil a Burn Heal
“Of course it does! Like I said, it’s an improper thing for you to be doing, Break! Save it for the bedroom.”
“Perhaps I would, if I made a point to keep my bed occupied with another person. Which I don’t.”
“That still hardly gives you a good reason to do such a thing a little more publicly!”
“No one was forcing you to look and keep looking. Perhaps it wasn’t even intended for you and you’re the one being improper by doing so.”
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#hisasbolute #hah no #/whacks with cane #ain't nobody got time for that
“Of course it does! Like I said, it’s an improper thing for you to be doing, Break! Save it for the bedroom.”
“Perhaps I would, if I made a point to keep my bed occupied with another person. Which I don’t.”
(Source: demens-lacesso)
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#hisasbolute #tough
#you stop that #it’s improper
“Make me.”
“I’m not afraid to knock you down if I have to, so just don’t do it.”
“What, does it bother you that much? Only you seem to have an issue with it for whatever the reason may be.”
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#hisasbolute #prrroblem?~