aexterno:

demens-lacesso:

“Is there a problem Ojousama?~”

He heard her come in and was betting money that she didn’t look pleased with him. See all the fucks he gives with the way he’s chomping on the lollipop.

_{“Yes, it’s called ‘Idiot-Who’s-Eating-his-way-to-diabetes’.”}

_{She gave a frustrated sigh, glaring at the Hatter. She knows the amount of fucks he gives, but it’s certainly not just with his mouth, thank you. Perhaps she should take that lollipop too.}

“After fifteen years of eating sweets every day, I think my contract will be the death of me first mi'lady. You’re worrying too much.”

He couldn’t see the glare of course, so that got no reaction from him. Go ahead and take that lollipop, you think those big sleeves of his are empty?