“Of course it does! Like I said, it’s an improper thing for you to be doing, Break! Save it for the bedroom.”
“Perhaps I would, if I made a point to keep my bed occupied with another person. Which I don’t.”
“That still hardly gives you a good reason to do such a thing a little more publicly!”

“No one was forcing you to look and keep looking. Perhaps it wasn’t even intended for you and you’re the one being improper by doing so.”